Every Friday a group of adult women with blogs answer quizzes submitted by high-school students. We find tremendous joy in both taking the surveys and reading each other’s answers. Usually I mix in some truth with outright lies. This week is 100 raw honesty. Except the part about raw.
30 Tell The Truth Questions Survey from Quizopolis.com
Do you have a crush right now?
Not at the moment. But in 1991 I crushed hard for Joe Biden. This was before the surgery when he looked human.
Clarence Thomas Trial.
What is your favorite color?
Purple.
What about your favorite animal?
What about them?
Choose one … 
=) >:D :-{D
I am not hip to the emoticons but some of them look obscene. As we established my mind is in the gutter.
Did you ever have an F on your report card?
The fact that I am still alive should be proof enough. I had an “Incomplete” in college turn to an F but I rectified it and got an A.
What about straight A’s
Now this is salt on a wound. My senior in college I had to quarters in college where I got all A’s and one A-. Damn Art for non-majors.
Also you forgot the ?
If you could go back in time and change one thing that you did, what would it be?
I wouldn’t change one thing I did but would try many things I didn’t do.
Do you enjoy singing?
Not so much.
If so, has anyone ever told you that you can sing well?
No, in fact I was removed from kicked out of choir in Junior High because of my inability to carry a tune. Hence the answer for the above questions.
Again…Choose one…<3 , ><> , * , @(^_^)@
Again…not hip.
And since you are trying to use punctuation properly it should be:
Again, choose one:
Are you listening to music right now?
Nope.
If so, what song are you listening to?
Please refer to the answer to the previous question.
If not, what song do you WANT to be listening to?
Who says I want to be listening to something. I am a big gurl; thus would be if I wanted.
What is your favorite subject in school?
English. Oh and Government.
What is the month of your birthday?
August.
Also try, “What is your birthday month?” or “What month were you born?”
Do you like country music?
Yes. Not my favorite but has value.
What about rock?
I am going to see Van Halen and Kool and the Gang next month. Google them. They rock.
….rap?
The ….does not really communicate to me. Is it some type of emoticon I am not hip to? What does it mean?
If you had to eat one fruit for a month straight…what would it be? oranges, bananas, grapes, apples, or kiwi? (or other)
My former roommate went on The Beverly Hills Diet which consists of mainly pineapple. After one week her stomach hurt. After two she had sores in her mouth from the acid. Can I eat other food besides fruit?
For reelz!
I cannot help you with this sentence so please consult your teacher. Orange needs a capital o.
Do you like roses or tulips better?
Tulips. The flower of my People.
QUICK THINK OF A NAME!!!
Charles
Was the name that you just thought of a member of your family?
Nope
What about a close friend?
A friend’s son who is sitting next to me reading.
Ok…what about your crush?
G-ROSS. Gross.
Do you watch SpongeBob?
Only when I am getting paid to do so. Do you?
What is the name of your best friend?
I have more than one best friend. Adulthood is not like senior hall.
Do you like fish or chicken more?
For what? As a pet? Fish. As a meal? Either.
Are you a vegatarian?
I am a fruititarian who only eats Pineapple.
What about your steak…Rare, Medium, or Well done (for me … well done 
)
Rare. When I lived in California the state that knows what is best for me I would order rare and they would serve it medium.
Again, punctuation and capitalization issues.
Did you like this random survey?
Kinda boring. You are not that clever. But your grammar and spelling is better than most of the others. Props.
Last thing…..Pick a # out of these… 1,2,4,7,14
Seven. A number of completion.
Smooches!!
The Queen of Alyssaland
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