Accident Reports in Alyssaland

  • Posted on December 6, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Passing through the receiving room door the large rolling garbage can catches on the metal lip causing it to lose balance and fall backwards.  Shocked at being pummeled by the café’s trash when crash the green molded plastic lid smashes my face.  On the ground smarting from the pain, I rub my finger over the bridge of my nose.  I feel something.  Something wet.  Ugh.

The supervisor, the one I have a crush on, wondering what the hold up is returns to the scene.

“You were attacked by the garbage,” he snickers.

“What does it look like?”

He returns the vessel upright then extends his hand offering aid asking, “Are you okay?”

“My nose hurts.”

“You are bleeding, too.”

“Well I guess it is better than a couple other options,” I say wondering one, if I resemble a hockey player and two, if I have proven to him that I am an idiot.”  Against my will tears being to form like beads of perspiration on an iced latte cup.

“How did this happen?”

After I explain he responds, “I cannot believe you got attacked by the garbage can. We should probably fill out an accident report.”

“Um, can I wash my face first?”

“Oh yeah.  You probably wanna do that.”

I lock myself in the confines of the employee bathroom.

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  • Lindypsmith

    This was humerous. I saw the whole thing happening. Thanks for the laugh.

    • http://www.adventuresinalyssaland.com Adventures in Alyssaland

      You are welcome. Glad you enjoyed.

  • http://idiosyncraticeye.wordpress.com/ idiosyncraticeye

    Ah, sympathy rocks.  I hope you weren’t too badly hurt!  :)

    • http://www.adventuresinalyssaland.com Adventures in Alyssaland

      I “may” have broken my nose.

  • http://www.adventuresinalyssaland.com Adventures in Alyssaland

    Oh I got over it after the accident report was filed. Then went to T.J. Maxx.

  • Anonymous

    I laughed at you and with you….I;’m sure you understand.

    The funniest part was you had  crush on the dude who saw you. That’s my luck, too. I’m glad you’re ok and I really appreciate the laugh. Good stuff.

    • http://www.adventuresinalyssaland.com Adventures in Alyssaland

      That was the cherry on top of being pushed over by a garbage.

  • Anonymous

    I love that your accident report has a garbage can attack. And I love that this is what you thought of, not the other crashes in your recent history!!

    • http://www.adventuresinalyssaland.com Adventures in Alyssaland

      I filled out MANY accident reports.

  • My Inner Chick

    Haaaaa. Are you okay?  Get rid of that damn garbage can!  x

    My Inner Chick http://myinnerchick.com

    • http://www.adventuresinalyssaland.com Adventures in Alyssaland

      Oh this happened a long time ago. It is what came to mind in a writing prompt. Every so often I get in the way-back machine. Kinda like the DeLorean. But not.