This Friday Fluff answers 20 Strange Random Questions Survey. Again, I did not do anything to correct the spelling or grammar. A special shout-out the The Dawnie Project for introducing me to this fun. And to Seeking Elevation for host the link-up.
In a elavator would you tap someone on the shoulder and pertend it was not you?
Pertend? Um, try using spell-check. Stop ignoring the little red lines under words; otherwise people will think you are an idiot.
What is your pet name?
My pet name for most people is asshat. Like people who cannot spell.
Do you shower daily?
If I have to. I started working again and don’t want to gross out the people in the office.
Have you given anyone a patriotic wedgey?
Is this a wedgey given to someone wearing red, white and blue underwear?
How old is your mom?
Why do you care?
If you had the chance to stick a bunch of cherry bombs in a toilet, would you?
What would be the point of that?
How woulds you like to die?
Woulds? And I haven’t given any thought to how I want to die. Lots of thought to ways I don’t wanna die such as paper-cuts.
Have you been run over in the last year?
Run over by what?
Does a being plowed over by some drunk girl in a bar.
If not, would you like to be?
No. Why would anyone want to?
What was your hottest teachers name?
I was home-schooled. So that is kinda gross.
Do you whish you could fly?
Whish? Is that like swish. Oh, you mean wish. Yeah, flying would be kinda cool.
How long do you have to live?
The rest of my life.
Where is you favorite place to hide?
A unknown bar in a unknown location. Do you talk like a two year old in real life?
When was the last time you played tag?
Actually, I played tag in May.
What is your favorite quote?
“Real life sucks losers dry. If you wanna fuck with the eagles you gotta learn to fly.”
Who would you like to kiss?
I am highly germophobic; I don’t kiss anyone. I blame it on being home-schooled.
What color would you change the sky to be if you could?
Tie-dye
What did you last eat?
Dinner.
What would you like to have as your last supper?
Vodka and tonics.
If you could ask god anything, what would it be?
Why people don’t use spell-check?
Lemme know your thoughts. Also, some of the answers are flat out lies. Take a guess which ones.
mooches!!
The Queen of Alyssaland